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	2008	2007	2006
		Remote Control and PMS Stalker! Grocery Shopping 101 Everyone Else's Parents Lines of Communication Germ Warfare Gone Wrong Fun With Mucus and Nocturnal Animals Stand There and Look Helpless... Death by General Tso I'm Hooked	My Wishlist The Teenage Brain Creative Birth Control The REAL Axis of Evil I'm Hot! Let Me Use the Pliers! Oops He Did It Again Cat in A Box Death Valley Doesn't Have Anything On Me Imaginary Friends Some Things Never Change Heart Healthy Dental Hijinks Back Spasm Olympics Relationships The Face of Terrorism A little medical knowledge
2005	2004	2003	2002
Relationships The Face of Terrorism A Little Medical Knowledge Numb Butt Boy There Needs To Be A Pill You Did WHAT?!? THE LIST Males and Medicine Watch This! Ice Cream and Preparation-H Thermo-nuclear Wedgies It's All About Balance Slugfest As The Teenager Turns... Don't EVER Get Old! Chipmunks and Spam Don't Talk Tofu To Me Global Conflict Scavenger Hunt Vegetables are Good for You The Governor's Race	Perspective Dear Santa Christmas Bonding Satanic Technology Christmas Shopping Someone Please Suspend Me Needs and Wants Spooky Season How to Survive Carb Bonding For the Record... Rest and Relaxation Glitter and Glamour A Sure Fire Cure Just Let Yourself Go... The Real link between Pets and Blood Pressure Teenage Boys are Crazy! Keeping My Cool Cyberchondria Camp Duct Tape The Light at the End of the Tunnel... Dude, Where's My Fingers? Triad of Terror Side Effects Selling Schizophrenia Squid: It's what's for dinner! Teenage Mutant Drivers Bennifer is No More! Boogers and Near Death Experiences Fever... College Age Drinking Code Mauve	Santa's Helpers No Humour Here Tofu Turkey I am Not a Cooking Spray! Dave Barry for President Blank Slates Halloween Too Many Pieces Nature vs Nurture Caressing Wildlife Izzy Master Caffeine Nudism For Peace What I Did on My Summer Vacation Take Back the Pillows Shark Fest Summer Madness Swooning Re-thinking Family-Friendly Vehicles Amazon Fire Ants What the Postman Knows Reality Bites Put Down the Chainsaw Phones Castle Cake Conspiracy Tums Marry a Younger Man It's Back to School Time Curing Stupidity The Point System Role Reversal Stress Carpet War Exercising When the Kids are Home Iraqi War Holiday Lesson Judge Not Defying Doom with Duct Tape Support Groups Dirt Therapy Aerobic Commuting	Brewing Controversy Christmas Column Mega Average Tie-dyed Turkey Aging with Grace Housecleaning Names Mean Something Oreos Warning Labels Blessings Through Tragedy Human Sponges Revenge One Lucky Man Land of the Laid Off Earthworms

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